"signs for senior moments"
- No-one is ever old enough to know better
- I'm not "over the hill"; I don't remember being on top of it
- Despite the high cost...living remains popular
- Youth passes...but...with luck, immaturity can last a lifetime
- Age is a high price to pay for maturity
- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything
- I've forgotten more than I've ever learned!